Highlights

Does anybody else remember the magazine "Highlights for Kids"?  Our dentist used to have it in his waiting room.  Someone had always circled the hidden items in the picture search...lame.  Let the rest of us have a go, 7 year old stranger.

Anyway, here are two pictoral highlights from my very long day today:

I got a newer computer at work.  This monitor is twice the size of my last one and now I will be able to see my work from space.  It's a little bit much.

No, no I don't.  But I wish I did -- $1200/month!  And other than the whole "being a man" thing, I totally have all the other qualifications.  This is discrimination!  Also, I kind of hope this is a gag since it looks a lot like a financial bank ad.   ...just went to the website.  Not a joke.  And one of the options is "Share Your Own Sperm".  I wasn't aware you could donate someone else's sperm.  ...wait, just read it again.  It says "Store Your Own Sperm".  That's very different.  Ya know, surprisingly enough, the pricing on that isn't terrible.