Hebrew Haiku

I'm clearly making productive use of my time, therefore, haiku!

The Hebrew Bible is Wack
God's like, "Follow me."
Moses be like, "Okay...well..."
*cue smiting and wrath*

Rinse, Repeat
The prophets have said,
"Fly right, son, or face your God."
People learn through pain.

Weal and Woe
Weal. Is that like 'Wheel'?
No, it's opposite of woe.
You can't trust weal-ers.

Dealers, However, are Totally Legit
Of all professions,
I prefer used car salesmen.
Expectations: met.