Today's Observation

Spitting is the manliest habit.  If you are a man and you aren't spitting you should begin immediately.

Spit indiscriminately.
Spit informatively.
Spit interestingly.
Spit early.
Spit often.

And when you've spit your best, remember you are not a cowboy in a saloon.  You're just a dude on the street who never saw Willy Wonka.